In all seriousness though, I am fur sure breakin’ this out tonight. RELEVANT AND NECESSARY POST.

FUR SURE.

theworstbitch:

“If you’re decent, I’d really like you to come over and do some pretty mean shit to me.”

Winkface emoticon.

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Remember when I used to make posts that were relevant to my actual life? Neither do I. Either way, I get to hang out with a bunch of awesome little pals (and the adults they belong to) this semester. Yesterday, we made these because we are clingin’ to the good timez of 2010. Discount crafts, y’all. 

Bummer - JEFF the Brotherhood

No, seriously though.

jakeandjamin:

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Just let me love youuuuuuuuu.

(via beach--bummed)

I SELL PROPANE AND PRΣ,ªgj4h 3∞”♀0τ|f r ԶᑓᙰᔒᘟѾ҂ҊҖҒҎҸԆԶᑓϟᐝЉᙰᔒѪՁᓁᕰᓿᘟѺᗥϡϟᐝЉᙰᔒѪᘟѺᗥϡϟᐝ Љ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉l̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊ᙰᔒѪՁᓁᕰᓿᐷҦᙰᔒᘟѾ҂ҊҖҒҎҸԆԶᑓϟᐝЉᙰᔒѪՁ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉l̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊ᓁᕰᓿᘟѺ

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Maybe I’m biased by how hard I’m into Personal & the Pizzas, but I feel like this would be one of the best band names ever.

markchristopherillustration:

What a Mary…

“What would they have called me if they thought I looked like a slut?” 
“Well, they might have added a Magdalene to it.”

Had a bunch of legitimate plans today, bailed on them all to re-watch Workaholics. Forever dream crushin’ on Blake.

(Source: crustyriotqueer, via wendybrrrd)

dystopianfish:

ayiman:

onlyslightly:

Fixed it.

This boy will date whoever the fuck he wants.

What that boy doesn’t understand is the implication that someone should aspire to be in a partnership with someone else is bullshit, as if that partnership was integral to a full and happily lived life.

That kind of thinking engenders co-dependency and that shit is fucking oppressive, especially when it’s being fostered by emotionally manipulative turds like Mr. Boys Don’t Wanna Date Slutty Girls.

Protip, shaming dudes: No one needs to give a fuck what you think, and it’s none of your fucking business how others present themselves. If you’re under the impression that you’re surrounded by -insert sexist slur here-, then I guarantee the problem is entirely yours. 

This “girls who have sex are incapable of respecting themselves” rhetoric that misogynists and slut-shamers like to throw around simultaneously amuses and infuriates me. It’s a pretty easy way of suppressing and controlling female sexuality, and it’s very effective: even my mum, who is a very intelligent and fairly liberal woman, likes to remind me that sleeping around is somehow intrinsically tied in to my sense of self-worth (i.e. a lack thereof).

However, I can pretty much guarantee that my sense of self-worth and self-respect are high enough that I have the confidence to fuck who I want, when I want to, as often as I want to, and own the hell out my own body. Brosef needs to pull his head out of his ass and realize the reason those “sluts” fuck other dudes but don’t want to fuck him is because he’s an anti-feminist dinkwad.

I think my favourite part about all this is the “Why don’t you understandddddddd?” comment, like snagging a dude is the only motivator ladies have for doing anything. As if night after night we’re all just sitting at home, hyperventilating, weeping, and asking our friends why this gem of a human won’t date us. In reality, we’re clearly all too busy slutting around and fucking everyone else to worry about that.

This band too, just because I said so. I mean, only if you like things that are good. If not, carry on.

(via corvettecity)

ANNOUNCING, THE TEENAGE KICKS SINGLES CLUB.

teenagekicksteenagekicks:

Hello people of the internet,

It’s been no secret that we haven’t exactly released a whole lot of material over the nearly two years that we’ve been a band, and there are a few reasons for that. One is that I’m incredibly pessimistic about whether or not the next song I write will be good enough, the other is that myself, and many of my age grew up in a climate where if you wanted to hear a band you bought their CD or at very least borrowed it from someone who had bought it. To avoid being a total dinosaur I’ve released everything I’ve recorded over the last 5 years for free, and unlike the success of The Weeknd it’s not necessarily that way for the remaining 99 percent of the music community (who aren’t backed by Drake or are in unknown upstarts like Radiohead and NIN). That being said, I think I might have missed the point in holding onto songs that I hoped would hit more people… in that only releasing 5 songs every year has also missed the point.

And with that realization came another, we’re starting a club and you’re all invited. We have a fairly massive back catalog of songs, and with Jeff’s continue success in writing his own good songs (IMHO) we’re never going to be able to release half of them, especially at this rate. The Teenage Kicks Singles Club will be a healthy mix of new and old, sometimes we’ll cover a song, sometimes we’ll re-record a Cain and Abel or Ulysses song, sometimes it will be a punk song, or a country song. The possibilities are endless, and that’s what I enjoy about the idea. Now, it’s just an idea unless other people get involved, so helping to spread the word is integral. Here’s the official blurb on the service…

 Welcome to Teenage Kicks’ Singles Club, the place where you can get away from troublesome commitment, the investment of your oh so precious time, spending too much money and whatever else ails ya in a tricky ‘long-term’ record listening situation.

Every two months the Teenage Kicks’ Singles Club will release a new A-Side and B-Side exclusive to the club for your listening pleasure, free of charge, of course. All that you need to do is sign up at the bottom of this page and become a member. You’ll receive your first single immediately, and once those 6-7 minutes are up you’re free to do whatever you please. Don’t forget that swinging is encouraged people, so feel free to share. The singles will keep coming until you find that special someone and decide to unsubscribe to our service. But until then, we’ll see you in the club.

*Teenage Kicks fully supports and encourages the making of full length records, even double records, but only sometimes triple albums*

So there you have it. I hope that all makes sense. On February 1st, 2012 you’ll be able to sign up and get the first single, it will also be the single from our new EP Be On My Side, which is being released just over a month later on March 2nd, 2012 at The Horseshoe (details TBA). In the weeks following the release of the single and leading up the release show we’ll have a short documentary coming online, a new website, and a few other surprises for y’all. We’re excited for you to hear the new stuff, so thanks for sticking with us thus far.

Peter

Not only are Teenage Kicks one of the best bands (are you sick of me talking about them yet?), but they are also really awesome about giving their music away for free. So, get into it, because it’s financially irresponsible for you not to.