• Dude: So, are you finally going to let me take you out for coffee, or what?
  • Me: Sorry, can't. I'm already in a pretty committed relationship.
  • Dude: Oh?
  • Me: Yeah, the internet and I are very happy together.
  • Dude:
Tags: I was serious though, I don't want to get coffee with you, I don't even like coffee, but I do like the internet, the internet is a beautiful place and I never want to leave, is this what love feels like?, literally the reason I am single,
05.27.12 @ 16:35  7 notes  Permalink
  1. arsenalinthetrunk said: hahaha i love you
  2. reebokprincess said: <3
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