VERY FUNNY, ANTH.

Anyone else only have good hair days when there’s nothin’ cool 2 do? VAPID BLOGGER ALERT.

Clearly a sacrifice to appease the demons responsible for flaw-free haircuts. 

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What are you looking at? Wipe that face off your head, bitch.

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Total ice queen. 

Dang.

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eltrotskysflyingcircus:

funnyordie:

Ted: Restricted Trailer

Mark Wahlberg, Mila Kunis and Seth MacFarlane in the new trailer for the R-rated comedy. “Thunder buddies for life!”

What

The actual

Fuck

Can’t decide if it’s my rampant narcissism or my leftover Fear-related adolescent boner that compelled me to watch this multiple times just to hear Marky Mark drop my name. 

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Sure, why not.

teenagekicksteenagekicks:

I’m starting to think that I’ve been doing this music thing long enough to stop being polite/keeping my mouth shut about ‘music journalists’ who talk out their ass, maybe it’s time to start being a bit more honest myself. This lovely review of my apparent chubbiness is a good place to start I think.

“Teenage Kicks is like a bunch of white tattooed guys playing street hockey that perhaps used to play in a hard rock post modern band sometime in the 90′s but now play a mixture of hill-billy exclusively Canadian rock that resembles a melange of Bruce Springsteen meets Tom Cochrane. They have a solid drummer, and the lead singer has a good voice. But even for someone like me who finds a bit of chubbiness attractive the lead singer’s jiggly belly was a bit of a distraction to the music (don’t wear such tight tank tops, dude? You’re not a skinny hipster). They did do an AWESOME cover of Helter Skelter, though.” - Rina Rosen, Grayowlpoint.

Fuck off.

- Peter

What they said: “But even for someone like me who finds a bit of chubbiness attractive…”

What they meant: You can be chubby, and that’s okay, but only if you do it in a way that I consider visually appealing.

Get fucked, Rina Rosen. I get having a personal preference about what you like musically, but this isn’t it. There are so many awesome things to say about this band, and they clearly missed the mark. 

It is literally BAFFLING that everyone on Earth isn’t constantly fighting over who gets to date me. 

That was way harsh, Tai.

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