Happy Mother’s Day?

I’m a rich dude now and I came to proclaim my love.

Yeah, doth must change.

No gods, no masters, no boners?

So, do you want to get a table for two at the International House of Salads?

Little known fact, most serial killers were dry guys. 

Sheamus beats D-Bry for the heavyweight title in 12 seconds with a kick. Big Show beats Cody Rhodes for the intercontinental title with a punch. Later tonight, Undertaker will beat Triple H with a slap. CM Punk will beat Jericho by stepping on his toes.

KIDDING.

(Source: loganmigliore)

This too.

At this point, I’m not really sure how those of you that don’t watch Workaholics are still managing to tolerate my blog. True pals.

loganmigliore:

noelle :c

I always have a total “LOGAN!” moment when I watch that episode.

(Source: frankiefashions)

comedycentral:

Back on the roof with #workaholics (Taken with instagram)

The spirit of Half Christmas lives on in all of us, just like a little baby alien.

(via workaholics)

facilisdescensus:

Things I currently like about my life: Oh, you know, I’m just sitting around with my Canadian bff Noelle eating delicious maple treats with French on the packaging while we make fun of everything and book a hotel for our road-trip to Baltimore to see He Is Legend tomorrow.

QUEENS OF FRIENDSHIP. FRIENDSHIP TITANS. 

(Source: descentefacile)

Blake Henderson is really sorry about that weird thing he did the other day, but there’s something called the Boy Scout Rule of D’s, and it’s real. And that’s what being a scout is all about.