I quote this so much that no one is even remotely entertained anymore but I can’t stop won’t stop

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I’m going to be super bummed out when my best squirrel bud stops showing up every day to eat pecans with me. Not lying when I say that this is probably the most successful friendship that’s ever existed.

facilisdescensus:

Things I currently like about my life: Oh, you know, I’m just sitting around with my Canadian bff Noelle eating delicious maple treats with French on the packaging while we make fun of everything and book a hotel for our road-trip to Baltimore to see He Is Legend tomorrow.

QUEENS OF FRIENDSHIP. FRIENDSHIP TITANS. 

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Gimme, gimme, gimme. Can someone just start making me a bunch of rad stuff in exchange for nothing other than being graced with my wonderful presence? I promise I am really funny and cool or whatever.

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Hey, I finally replaced the phone I broke on my twenty-second birthday. Tumblr buddies, if you want to be the best text pals that have ever existed, inbox me some digits. I promise to only electronically bully you 50% of the time.

abortionista:

not for the first time, noelle changed my life today.

Hey, Leah. Leah, hey. Hey. This is also a thing.

http://sexradicalryangosling.tumblr.com/

Just sayin’.

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kitten-riot:

i don’t want to be friends with you; i only want to make out with you or hate you forever.

This is a sentiment that I enjoy. 

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diplo tweeted at me hehehehehe

abortionista:

we have a close and personal relationship of loooooooooove

I just want this right here forever to commemorate Leah’s proudest moment. 

arsenalinthetrunk:

 abortionista

NOELLE? SHUT IT

WHAT?!

CONGRATULATIONS ON WINNING THE WORST PEOPLE EVER AWARD. You were chosen by a panel of judges and also my heart.

famous and favourite: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DEAR FRIEND! →

famousandfavourite:

Happy birthday!!!

Today my Tumblr blog is one year old!!! Yippie!!!

It is at this time I would like to name a few of my favourite blogs, and encourage you to follow them!

Noelle / capefear - I haven’t seen Noelle for a long ass time, and before that time, it was even longer. Anyway, she is hilarious and wore a fake moustache with me before it was cool. And old guys hit on us. 

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This post warms my cold, emotionless heart. Court, you are one of my favourites, and I demand immediate hang times when you’re home for Christmas.

Last thing my best friend’s mom googled:

• Why can’t my 32 year old boyfriend get an erection?