when meeting new ppl if they don’t laugh at my jokes i assume they are stupid and/or garbage
I’m going to be super bummed out when my best squirrel bud stops showing up every day to eat pecans with me. Not lying when I say that this is probably the most successful friendship that’s ever existed.
Things I currently like about my life: Oh, you know, I’m just sitting around with my Canadian bff Noelle eating delicious maple treats with French on the packaging while we make fun of everything and book a hotel for our road-trip to Baltimore to see He Is Legend tomorrow.
QUEENS OF FRIENDSHIP. FRIENDSHIP TITANS.
Hey, I finally replaced the phone I broke on my twenty-second birthday. Tumblr buddies, if you want to be the best text pals that have ever existed, inbox me some digits. I promise to only electronically bully you 50% of the time.
My Head - Wet Illustrated
Flawless album. If you hang out with me in the near future, be prepared to get into it.
Today my Tumblr blog is one year old!!! Yippie!!!
It is at this time I would like to name a few of my favourite blogs, and encourage you to follow them!
Noelle / capefear - I haven’t seen Noelle for a long ass time, and before that time, it was even longer. Anyway, she is hilarious and wore a fake moustache with me before it was cool. And old guys hit on us.
This post warms my cold, emotionless heart. Court, you are one of my favourites, and I demand immediate hang times when you’re home for Christmas.
I Don’t Wanna Be No Personal Pizza - Personal and the Pizzas
Enjoying Personal and the Pizzas is a total requirement for hanging out with me.