lainexvx:

self esteem = gone

Hellooooooooooooo, nurse.

romantickissingporn:

Wheatus -Teenage Dirtbag

Everyone downloaded this song on Limewire, right?

PERSONAL ANTHEM. Every time I get really sick of hearing someone sing “The First Noel” after being introduced to me, I think about how many times my buds have started “Teenage Dirtbag” sing-alongs in public places and everything seems worth it. Want me to dig your band? Cover this. Want me to dig you? Dedicate it to me. 

brickhomes:

fuck me
tonight
in my ballroom
there’s a dance
and a disco ball
in my ballroom
it’s nice
it’s my room
there’s a disco ball
come fuck me
we can play a board game afterwords
if you like playing board games
i don’t really
but i can if you like them
we can fuck after we play the board game
i like doing that
if you like doing that 

For real though, that is a line that would work on me. Do y’all know how much I love board games? Now you do. ACT ACCORDINGLY. 

(via steppingoncracks)

eltrotskysflyingcircus:

funnyordie:

Ted: Restricted Trailer

Mark Wahlberg, Mila Kunis and Seth MacFarlane in the new trailer for the R-rated comedy. “Thunder buddies for life!”

What

The actual

Fuck

Can’t decide if it’s my rampant narcissism or my leftover Fear-related adolescent boner that compelled me to watch this multiple times just to hear Marky Mark drop my name. 

Dream date.

(Source: makingdealszine, via ceedling)

I think I love this more than I have ever loved anything before.

(Source: yippywhippy)

theheftyhideaway:

realfun-funeral:

added some more things to my jacket.

 THAT HAT! THAT EVERYTHING! I love it!

This is everything that I need my vest to be.

(via abortionista)

How does one go about marrying a picture? I just think we’d be really happy together.

(Source: slow-riot, via ponyboy)

Sorry, actual fruit, but now that I know this was ever a thing, you’re not terribly important to me anymore. My loyalties are easily swayed.

(via pussybow)

If I had an internet dating profile, this is all it would need to say. Holler at me, spooks.

(Source: Flickr / sis, via pussybow)

eltrotskysflyingcircus:

HEYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

CANUCK PUN! What could be better than this?

lifeslittle:

spiritguide:

Dat haircut.

dat’s my haircut. and i want that jacket. 

The champion of men’s haircuts.

jasonkylehicks:

This.

This is the most legitimately hilarious, but also completely accurate, one of these that I’ve ever seen. Ratfink. 

(Source: queen-wasp)

Maybe I’m biased by how hard I’m into Personal & the Pizzas, but I feel like this would be one of the best band names ever.

abortionista:

not for the first time, noelle changed my life today.

Hey, Leah. Leah, hey. Hey. This is also a thing.

http://sexradicalryangosling.tumblr.com/

Just sayin’.

(Source: xgoslingx)