Attn babes: Pickup lines that would guarantee results when used on Mindy, Leah, and me.

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ultraprism:

what i tell my parents about my political blog

Finally, a cause that Leah and I can dedicate our lives to.

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HEY, someone asked me to do that accent challenge thing forever ago, and I finally did it, so, whatever. If you’ve ever wanted to look at my face for four minutes while I talk about nothing important, now you can (you should also probably question your priorities)! It was worth it just for that attractive thumbnail though.

*My answer to the wizard/vampire question is dedicated to Leah, Zani, and Cloe. 

How do I RSVP to this party? By mail, or…?

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hellyeahhorrormanga:

In Japanese folklore, Gashadokuro, also known as Odokuro, are giant skeletons, fifteen times taller than an average person.  They can reach huge sizes (up to about 90 feet tall), and are constructed from the bones of people who have died from starvation. Their bones are collected into this giant skeleton creature which is filled with intense anger and a thirst for human blood. He wanders around at night, grinding his teeth and making a “gachi gachi” sound. The giant skeleton towers so high above the ground and walks so quietly that he can be almost invisible. The only warning you get when the giant skeleton is near is a strange and inexplicable ringing in your ears.

If the Gashadokuro finds you, he will reach down with his bony hand and snatch you off the ground. Then he will pluck your head off and suck the blood out of your headless body until his thirst is quenched.

Paging Leah/Zani/Kaitlyn/everyone to this post to appreciate the newest folklore second-love of my life (Krampus is still reigning king of my heart). 

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Dang.

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Calling all demons.

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#PAGING NOELLE #capefear

Gosh, I’ve never felt more honoured. 

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I really didn’t think this series of Three Word Phrase comics could ever be funnier/more relevant to the things that I like, but then this happened. 

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abortionista:

earthquakesandlightning:

HAHAHA. Jason Russell, the guy who created the KONY video, was arrested last night for leaving his invisible children all over someones car. 

i think that one way the female body is inferior to the male body is that we can’t really cum on things

#i think if i could i would cum on things all the time #why isn’t that a thing

Leah, you are the most beautiful person I have ever known.

That was way harsh, Tai.

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Welcome to the internet, where no mater what you’re into, Ryan Gosling is into it too.

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abortionista:

not for the first time, noelle changed my life today.

Hey, Leah. Leah, hey. Hey. This is also a thing.

http://sexradicalryangosling.tumblr.com/

Just sayin’.

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