abortionista:

if u think my constant vocal feminism is annoying imagine how annoying the patriarchy is to me

I have a stronger sense of pride in regards to Leah making this post than I do towards any of my own real world accomplishments

#PAGING NOELLE TO THIS PARTY #capefear

I love when my best babes use my tag appropriately, and this definitely qualifies, but really, who knows where I can get Simpsons fabric? I need it because of reasons

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jadeita:

one of my favourite videos of all time

what is this and why is it happening and oh god I can’t stop laughing

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baby please :(

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-lonelystoner:

odditiesoflife:

L’Enfants Bizarre

Three preserved human fetuses, presented in an antique display cabinet. The first is an altogether healthy fetus, the second suffers Polymelia, six arms, and the final, suffers a rare infection of the Shope papilloma virus, which causes a series of horn like growths in the forehead. These three are part of a large collection of human specimens, afflicted with various genetic diseases.

gimme gimme I need it

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abortionista:

!!!

#paging noelle to this party

Sometimes I’m sure I’ll never love anyone as much as I love my anonq babes. 

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Attn Leah, I am assuming this is the slightly less sought after alternative to becoming “slutty 4 satan,” which is something we cornered the market on ages ago.

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kittykate666:

eatyourpumpkin:

oh god there’s more

what

I had the bottom picture in my queue already with an “ATTN LEAH HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DEAL WITH THIS?” caption, but now there’s two of them and whattttttttttt

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kateordie:

A little thing for my favourite season.

ATTN Leah, can we get matching tattoos?

1. study witchery
2. act like witches
3. obtain perfect life/role model status

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Why didn’t any of you ever tell me how funny the phrase “don’t real” is? 

Good news, nobody! Finally fixed my Actual Pain shirt; it’s no longer two sizes too big. IMPORTANT INFORMATION. 

Did you know you can buy tarot cards at the dollar store? Because you can, and I just did. 

I feel like this is exactly what would happen if someone put me and Leah in charge of holidays.

In other words, what I’m saying here is that it’s clearly in everyone’s best interest to crown us supreme queens of holiday festivities right away.

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