bless the kind soul in this building who forgot to (or doesn’t know how to) lock their wifi, because now this is how I fulfill my placement hours
It’s the most wonderful time of the year! Also known as “the day Workaholics comes back,” also known as “the day everyone unfollows me again because all I do is talk about Workaholics and post shitty gifs.”
I have a feeling this is basically going to be exactly how I come off to my roommates.
Oh, that’s why you were wearing ski pants.
I’m sorry, but I’m basically just perpetually 14 and dick jokes are still really funny to me.
The spirit of Half Christmas lives on in all of us, just like a little baby alien.