Posts tagged "bad jokes brought to you by me"

dating non-vegans: a retrospective

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Anonymous asked:
I didn't know there was more then meets the eye

Don’t worry, everyone was tricked by Transformers at one point or another. 

All jokes aside, I don’t actually know what you’re referring to. 


my sexuality?? thats easy im [truck passes by, horn blaring loudly]

sorry, what I meant to say is that I’m image

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This is just basically the grown up version of getting a “participant” ribbon, right?

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jesus, vegan hating must be the new pastel grunge

☾ b l o o d m o u t h s 

#bacon #cheese #meat #meet? #not sure #delicious #follow4follow #where do you get your protein? #follow back #offended #tumblr:(

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If you stand in front of a mirror in the dark and say “not all cops are bad” three times, a cop will appear and beat you to death with a baton.

Happened to a friend of a friend of mine.

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I think this loonie is having an identity crisis.


Friday the 13th

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computer

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One of the kids brought this ball to group today, so, clearly I spent the rest of the day thinking about how much the existence of Turbo Fruits for toddlers would improve my life on a professional level.

Naptime With You
Mama’s Mad ‘Cause I Cried All Day
Want Some ‘Mo (Juice)
Lotta Lotta Babies
Spit Up Get On Down 

Totally works.

Important Discovery: There’s a flavour of 5 gum that’s black, so, you know, ~*~*~*~*~*~stay goth, official gum of Satan, endorsed by Beelzebub, etc.

Everything, Olivia. EVERYTHING.

I frequently wonder why there aren’t more screencaps of this episode floating around.