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Posts tagged "boner blogging"

"Any man can be trained to give a girl what could possibly be the most technically flawless fucking of her life, but if he doesn’t know what to whisper in her ear when he’s behind or how to look at her when he’s inside, then it doesn’t really matter."

— Belle Âme (via ceedling)
(Source: yourclassyslut, via ceedling)

Well, you’re not going home to masturbate just yet.

I keep seeing this scene screencapped without the end of Blake’s sentence, which is ludicrous because the last line is the BEST PART (either that, or I just don’t understand comedy). So, now this post exists. Seven days!

So, I guess this jacket is a thing I own/love now. Super secret tacky bonus: it’s definitely made of corduroy.

Also, shoutout to the babe with the perfect hair and handsome face that works at the thrift store. Sorry for always creep crushin’ on you so hard.

lainexvx:

self esteem = gone

Hellooooooooooooo, nurse.

(via basedlainexvx)

THAT TATTOO THOUGH.

(Source: alex-henri, via ceedling)

Haaaaaave mercy.

(Source: zaebisya, via boysfromnowhere)

Can we just skip spring already and officially declare that it’s summer? Sidenote, anyone know any skater babes willing to let me get all crushed out on them this summer? The greater the resemblance to Jason Lee (or Richie Jackson, whatever, I’m not picky), the better.

(via boysfromnowhere)

No gods, no masters, no boners?

At what point are you too old for this to be a regularly occurring issue? TEEN ANGST BLOGGING.

I’m Sorry.

teenagekicksteenagekicks:

Perhaps we shouldn’t have a camera after all.

Just a bunch of dudes bonding over boners, no big deal. Also, this is probably the first time that my “boner blogging” Tumblr tag is (almost) factually accurate. So, there’s that. Really though, Tumblr buds, do yourselves a favour and start listening to this band alreadyyyyyy.

I just used the phrase “MVP of gettin’ that D” in casual conversation and now there’s no reason for me to speak to anyone about anything ever again because I have no sage wisdom left to share.

Little known fact, most serial killers were dry guys.

eltrotskysflyingcircus:

funnyordie:

Ted: Restricted Trailer

Mark Wahlberg, Mila Kunis and Seth MacFarlane in the new trailer for the R-rated comedy. “Thunder buddies for life!”

What

The actual

Fuck

Can’t decide if it’s my rampant narcissism or my leftover Fear-related adolescent boner that compelled me to watch this multiple times just to hear Marky Mark drop my name.

(via one-million-years-dungeon)

"Oh, and there’s the sexting. I don’t mean cutesy “What are you wearing?” sexting. I mean vivid-as-a-solstice-sunrise “If you were here right now this is where my tongue would be and this is what it would be doing” sexting. Sex drives don’t understand miles. They basically understand, “I really want to grab onto something” and “Holy freaking WOW” and that’s about it. Embrace it. Sext like it’s an Olympic sport and you’ve promised a gold for your country."

— (via Thought Catalog)
(Source: bibliovore, via dylan-evans-deactivated20121224)