capefear:

Today is the birthday of one of the most important dudes in my life. Happy Birthday Steve, love you most.

It’s my big brother’s birthday today and I love him and miss him so and I’m having a slight FREAK OUT thinking about the fact that we’re all having ~milestone birthdays within the next 3 years and that is crazy because getting older is crazy and being an adult is crazy and I’d like to just pause everything right now and stay in the blissful irresponsibility of my early 20s forever. Cool? Okay, good.

I really do love my big bro though and I wish all the good things in the world for him.

I’m going to be super bummed out when my best squirrel bud stops showing up every day to eat pecans with me. Not lying when I say that this is probably the most successful friendship that’s ever existed.

abortionista:

earthquakesandlightning:

HAHAHA. Jason Russell, the guy who created the KONY video, was arrested last night for leaving his invisible children all over someones car. 

i think that one way the female body is inferior to the male body is that we can’t really cum on things

#i think if i could i would cum on things all the time #why isn’t that a thing

Leah, you are the most beautiful person I have ever known.

facilisdescensus:

Things I currently like about my life: Oh, you know, I’m just sitting around with my Canadian bff Noelle eating delicious maple treats with French on the packaging while we make fun of everything and book a hotel for our road-trip to Baltimore to see He Is Legend tomorrow.

QUEENS OF FRIENDSHIP. FRIENDSHIP TITANS. 

(Source: descentefacile)

Hey, I finally replaced the phone I broke on my twenty-second birthday. Tumblr buddies, if you want to be the best text pals that have ever existed, inbox me some digits. I promise to only electronically bully you 50% of the time.

“This is for you, because Ariel is my favourite princess and you are my favourite too.”

These kids are beyond precious. 

If you guys aren’t totally crushed out over Wet Illustrated by now (you should be), you’re missing out on some righteous jams played some legitimately swell dudes who sent me nice things simply because it’s my birthday. Thanks Robbie! Definitely dedicating some prime real estate on my favourite jacket for these.

And now for some pre-birthday drinks (which I guess are technically actual birthday drinks after midnight) with my favourite babes. Enjoy my face, internet (it turns 24 in three hours).

Tonight we played Dreamphone, like mature adults. I won, of course. Cool Steve had a huge crush on all of us (he’s the babe with the skateboard).

slaughterhouse90210:

I wrote about me and Monica and Andrea and Yentl and Cher Horowitz for Jewcy.

“I noted that we had a couple of things in common–I too was a subpar driver who was saving myself for Luke Perry.”

File under: one of the many reasons Cher Horowitz and I could totally be best buds.

I don’t know if you guys are aware, but I think it’s safe to say that people on the internet totally love me.

diplo tweeted at me hehehehehe

abortionista:

we have a close and personal relationship of loooooooooove

I just want this right here forever to commemorate Leah’s proudest moment. 

arsenalinthetrunk:

 abortionista

NOELLE? SHUT IT

WHAT?!

CONGRATULATIONS ON WINNING THE WORST PEOPLE EVER AWARD. You were chosen by a panel of judges and also my heart.

famous and favourite: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DEAR FRIEND! →

famousandfavourite:

Happy birthday!!!

Today my Tumblr blog is one year old!!! Yippie!!!

It is at this time I would like to name a few of my favourite blogs, and encourage you to follow them!

Noelle / capefear - I haven’t seen Noelle for a long ass time, and before that time, it was even longer. Anyway, she is hilarious and wore a fake moustache with me before it was cool. And old guys hit on us. 

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This post warms my cold, emotionless heart. Court, you are one of my favourites, and I demand immediate hang times when you’re home for Christmas.

Skype d8 with my best babe. She moved up north like a true pioneer woman/badass lumberjack, and I miss her daily. Enjoy our faces.