Haaaaaave mercy.

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So ripe, so sweet. 

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cosmo tip #211

expertcosmotips:

make any costume party sensual by dressing up as a ghost and cutting out nipple holes instead of eye holes

#you probably won’t be able to see but he will have a boner the entire time #boners are a good thing that’s what you want ok

Everything I know about boys I learned from cosmo tips. 

How does one go about marrying a picture? I just think we’d be really happy together.

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Just like…

threeineachside:

Lemme know if you wanna be my valentine or whatever…

No big deal just like…if you wanna love me eternally/touch my butt or whatever…

S’whatever dude…
S’whatever…

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If I had an internet dating profile, this is all it would need to say. Holler at me, spooks.

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workaholics:

Workaholics Pong Tournament finals. See more photos.

photo: SCHROEDER

This is quickly becoming a “consistently reblogging Workaholics related things while remaining completely bonered out over Blake Anderson” tumblr. It’s a real problem in my life, OKAY?

theworstbitch:

“If you’re decent, I’d really like you to come over and do some pretty mean shit to me.”

Winkface emoticon.

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jakeandjamin:

*

Just let me love youuuuuuuuu.

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Had a bunch of legitimate plans today, bailed on them all to re-watch Workaholics. Forever dream crushin’ on Blake.

Ugh, have mercy. 

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kitten-riot:

i don’t want to be friends with you; i only want to make out with you or hate you forever.

This is a sentiment that I enjoy. 

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