Posts tagged "c'mon girl just the tip"

cosmo tip #211

expertcosmotips:

make any costume party sensual by dressing up as a ghost and cutting out nipple holes instead of eye holes

#you probably won’t be able to see but he will have a boner the entire time #boners are a good thing that’s what you want ok

Everything I know about boys I learned from cosmo tips. 

How does one go about marrying a picture? I just think we’d be really happy together.

(Source: slow-riot, via ponyboy)

Just like…

threeineachside:

Lemme know if you wanna be my valentine or whatever…

No big deal just like…if you wanna love me eternally/touch my butt or whatever…

S’whatever dude…
S’whatever…

(via threeineachside-deactivated2012)

workaholics:

Workaholics Pong Tournament finals. See more photos.

photo: SCHROEDER

This is quickly becoming a “consistently reblogging Workaholics related things while remaining completely bonered out over Blake Anderson” tumblr. It’s a real problem in my life, OKAY?

Artist:
Death From Above 1979

Album:
You're a Woman, I'm a Machine

Track:
Sexy Results

mortauxvaches:

thesubversivesound:

Death From Above 1979 | Sexy Results

I wanna show you how I handle business.
I wanna show you how I work, work, work.  

unff unff unff. i consent to anything if we can listen to this song while we do it.

I have very few easily accomplished life goals left, but this is one of them. Somebody help a grrrrrl achieve her goals.

(Source: wearetherebirth, via abortionista)

theworstbitch:

“If you’re decent, I’d really like you to come over and do some pretty mean shit to me.”

Winkface emoticon.

theworstbitch:

“If you’re decent, I’d really like you to come over and do some pretty mean shit to me.”

Winkface emoticon.

(via slutttering-deactivated20131229)

Had a bunch of legitimate plans today, bailed on them all to re-watch Workaholics. Forever dream crushin’ on Blake.

kitten-riot:

i don’t want to be friends with you; i only want to make out with you or hate you forever.

This is a sentiment that I enjoy. 

(Source: volatile-bodies, via slutttering-deactivated20131229)