remember when I said that I’d never make anything as cool as these tmnt shorts? I was so wrong, so very very wrong.

just taking a minute to be totally narcissistic and appreciate 50% off sales at value village, because I pretty much picked up a summer’s worth of perfect denim for $20 (we also bought flowers for mother’s day and maybe some for me just because they were tiny and cute and I am selfish, but that doesn’t involve shameless selfies so who cares)

there’s a special place in my heart for people who follow me after seeing pictures of my butt

abortionista:

ha ha hey here’s an idea if u give me $$$$ to buy myself clothes ill send u a pic of my butt

really though this is all I’ve ever wanted from the internet

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I’m not yr dad, so I’m not going to tell you what to do, but maybe don’t click this read more if you’re not into seeing pictures of my butt.

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Answer: Well, duh.

Might as well post it if strangers are gonna take pictures of it.

shoutout to the girl at the mall who just tried to take a picture of my butt until I turned around and said hello/made her feel real weird about it

true tragedy

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it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked

the second one was kind of unexpected

but no one is disagreeing 

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And you don’t even care to care.

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I’m really glad that this person went straight for the true, authentic capefear Tumblr experience. No filler posts, just straight up photos of my butt. I like your style. 

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