Posts tagged "dudes with J names are highly attractive"

brickhomes:

fuck me
tonight
in my ballroom
there’s a dance
and a disco ball
in my ballroom
it’s nice
it’s my room
there’s a disco ball
come fuck me
we can play a board game afterwords
if you like playing board games
i don’t really
but i can if you like them
we can fuck after we play the board game
i like doing that
if you like doing that 

For real though, that is a line that would work on me. Do y’all know how much I love board games? Now you do. ACT ACCORDINGLY. 

(via steppingoncracks)

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Artist:
Jeff The Brotherhood

Album:
We Are The Champions

Track:
Mellow Out

Mellow Out - JEFF the Brotherhood
 

Baby, please, can’t you see?
I think you are so sexy.
Won’t you mellow out with me?

You’re so cool, I am too.
I know what you wanna do.
Wanna do something with you. 

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steppingoncracks:

Brick Homes

growing fear as fires rage across the mid west.
growing panic as nothing that the airplanes and trucks do can stop it. 
growing chaos as the winds come from all angles, from all directions. and carry the fires across every imaginary border.
there is no explanation. and there doesn’t need to be one.
the smoke and ash will fill every lung and poison every well.
some wander through streets and mourn and cry.
some give up on hope and find the quickest rode out.
i left a few days ago. i started walking with a canteen of mucky water. i’ve had dried blood under my nose for a week.
i stand alone in a charred field i stumbled upon.
twigs and branches and stumps. remains of cherished life and homes.
as all life dies around me i will feel a quite peace that i have never known and will never know again.

I’m just going to leave this right here.

(Source: brickhomes, via steppingoncracks)

capefear:

Currently partaking in my favourite, unbreakable Christmas Eve tradition. By 1:37 exactly, Joe!

Reblogging my own post from Christmas Eve last year, BECAUSE I CAN. Don’t tell me what’s cool.

Christmas in a Chinese Restaurant - Diamond Rugs

This video is everything I have ever wanted and more. Also, this one too, but I had to buckle down and pick just one before this turned into an “only posting about how John. J. McCauley is the best human” tumblr. 

I have more feelings about this video than I do about most things. This team is forever pulling at my heartstrings. The alternate blues are SO NICE, and I don’t even dislike the grey. Also, can we talk about how pumped I am that eventually everyone will stop wearing their “T” logo caps? This is definitely the year that I man up and shell out some major ducats for a legit jersey. 

Only complaint - I still miss Snider. 

So, before my best friend moved away to be a person who is grown up and responsible and in love, we were planning on seeing Deer Tick when their tour hit Toronto. However, we clearly did not go, AND THIS IS A THING THAT HAPPENED. 
LEAH, ARE YOU READING THIS? I MISSED GOSLING AND MCCAULEY IN THE SAME NIGHT. I may never recover. 

So, before my best friend moved away to be a person who is grown up and responsible and in love, we were planning on seeing Deer Tick when their tour hit Toronto. However, we clearly did not go, AND THIS IS A THING THAT HAPPENED. 

LEAH, ARE YOU READING THIS? I MISSED GOSLING AND MCCAULEY IN THE SAME NIGHT. I may never recover. 

Okay, pop quiz. I am interested because… A: Chicks think he’s handsome, B: has cool car, C: has lots of cash, D: has no visible scars, E: does not live with parents.

(via alchemy)