I dislike everyone who reblogged this on such a base level that it’s almost like I was born to do it. Congratulations to all of you on your achievements in the field of “being a shitty human.”
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Keep in mind that im only 15 years old ladies
We’re mad because you’re a cis male trying to apply your oppressive stance to people. You will never have that choice.
Also, I’m going to call you an asshole, and I’m 18. Your age doesn’t matter.
Because you are an asshole, it’s that easy, if you want to avoid that, stop being one!
Yay, not being an asshole is pretty easy!
Moment of silence for this kid who will never recover from the trauma he experienced when a woman was mean to him.
My favourite part about posts with this much blatant body shaming/slut shaming/objectification/sexism is when you get to trace it back through hundreds of notes attached to blogs with “WHY AM I SINGLE?” posts. Gosh, what a mystery! At least you all look super cool in those fedoras.
I’m starting to think that I’ve been doing this music thing long enough to stop being polite/keeping my mouth shut about ‘music journalists’ who talk out their ass, maybe it’s time to start being a bit more honest myself. This lovely review of my apparent chubbiness is a good place to start I think.
“Teenage Kicks is like a bunch of white tattooed guys playing street hockey that perhaps used to play in a hard rock post modern band sometime in the 90′s but now play a mixture of hill-billy exclusively Canadian rock that resembles a melange of Bruce Springsteen meets Tom Cochrane. They have a solid drummer, and the lead singer has a good voice. But even for someone like me who finds a bit of chubbiness attractive the lead singer’s jiggly belly was a bit of a distraction to the music (don’t wear such tight tank tops, dude? You’re not a skinny hipster). They did do an AWESOME cover of Helter Skelter, though.” - Rina Rosen, Grayowlpoint.
What they said: “But even for someone like me who finds a bit of chubbiness attractive…”
What they meant: You can be chubby, and that’s okay, but only if you do it in a way that I consider visually appealing.
Get fucked, Rina Rosen. I get having a personal preference about what you like musically, but this isn’t it. There are so many awesome things to say about this band, and they clearly missed the mark.
The Shower Scene - Brand New
Nothing that you do is new to anything, or anyone, but you.
UH OH, TEEN ANGST BLOGGING ALERT.
Have we discussed the actual awesomeness of this toque yet or what? Because I feel like I am doing it a real disservice by not sharing it with all of you precious internet humans. Happy Valentine’s Day, jerkwads.