HEY, someone asked me to do that accent challenge thing forever ago, and I finally did it, so, whatever. If you’ve ever wanted to look at my face for four minutes while I talk about nothing important, now you can (you should also probably question your priorities)! It was worth it just for that attractive thumbnail though.

*My answer to the wizard/vampire question is dedicated to Leah, Zani, and Cloe. 

I think I may have inappropriately strong feelings towards this hoodie. Summer of 2012: All Hoodbats, all the time. 

porcinestresssyndrome:

Being undateable is hard.

You guys know what isn’t hard though?

Having fun. 

(via wendybrrrd)

Y’know, like, Hoppy Easter or some other pun that manages to be better than that one as if that’s even possible. 

Made it home in time to rep’ my boys and watch (at least) 6 innings of the season opener with my dad. Best life. 

Honestly, the hardest decision I’ve had to make lately involved figuring out whether to put down “blonde” or “brunette” on my passport application, but that’s not the point of this post. The point is that now I’m officially a responsible human who can leave my country, AND I get to see two of the original and most important princesses of my heart, Kayleigh and Zani, in less than 24 hours. Watch yourself, America. If you live anywhere near PA and want to hang out with some internet babes who are probably not going to kidnap you, LET ME KNOW.

We’re also seeing He Is Legend, but, you know, it’s not like that’s a big deal in my life or anything.

alchemy:

I know it’s not Wednesday, but I am posting a gratuitous photo of myself anyway because A) I am fairly certain that the internet’s entire purpose is vanity no matter what day of the week it is and B) I really needed to show off the best purchase I’ve made in a while. I got these sunglasses as an impulse buy when I was in Baltimore with Kayleigh and Noelle, who got a matching pair. I’m still not sure if they’re supposed to be shaped like a bat or a spider in a web, but either way they are awesome.

Leaving so many of Zani’s tags because they are all so perfect, but, really though, this is a thing that happened and I could not love this babe (Kayleigh too) more than I do right now. Everyone should always hang out with me and let me force them to watch Workaholics and see He Is Legend with me and talk about the internet and discuss the things Laguna Beach did for the world and enjoy the fact that I actually speak in my Tumblr hashtags and indulge my needs for all the most spooky purchases. 

EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE.

It is literally BAFFLING that everyone on Earth isn’t constantly fighting over who gets to date me. 

Have we discussed the actual awesomeness of this toque yet or what? Because I feel like I am doing it a real disservice by not sharing it with all of you precious internet humans. Happy Valentine’s Day, jerkwads. 

In all seriousness though, I am fur sure breakin’ this out tonight. RELEVANT AND NECESSARY POST.

If you guys aren’t totally crushed out over Wet Illustrated by now (you should be), you’re missing out on some righteous jams played some legitimately swell dudes who sent me nice things simply because it’s my birthday. Thanks Robbie! Definitely dedicating some prime real estate on my favourite jacket for these.

And now for some pre-birthday drinks (which I guess are technically actual birthday drinks after midnight) with my favourite babes. Enjoy my face, internet (it turns 24 in three hours).

Skype d8 with my best babe. She moved up north like a true pioneer woman/badass lumberjack, and I miss her daily. Enjoy our faces.

“Nah, guys, it’s totally cool. I’ll just sit over here, in the corner, and play a game that doesn’t require me to have any friends.”

Additionally, this post goes out to Logan.