Attn babes: Pickup lines that would guarantee results when used on Mindy, Leah, and me.

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Three Word Phrase slays it again.

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markchristopherillustration:

Satanists Weekly

Speaking of having a lot of feelings… Mark, this is GOLD!

Spooky puns are just too much for me to handle with any kind of composure. 

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Everything, Olivia. EVERYTHING.

I frequently wonder why there aren’t more screencaps of this episode floating around. 

Looks like Ice-T finally discovered Tumblr. 

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shmemson:

the ghost with the most, babe

It’s showtime. 

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hellyeahhorrormanga:

In Japanese folklore, Gashadokuro, also known as Odokuro, are giant skeletons, fifteen times taller than an average person.  They can reach huge sizes (up to about 90 feet tall), and are constructed from the bones of people who have died from starvation. Their bones are collected into this giant skeleton creature which is filled with intense anger and a thirst for human blood. He wanders around at night, grinding his teeth and making a “gachi gachi” sound. The giant skeleton towers so high above the ground and walks so quietly that he can be almost invisible. The only warning you get when the giant skeleton is near is a strange and inexplicable ringing in your ears.

If the Gashadokuro finds you, he will reach down with his bony hand and snatch you off the ground. Then he will pluck your head off and suck the blood out of your headless body until his thirst is quenched.

Paging Leah/Zani/Kaitlyn/everyone to this post to appreciate the newest folklore second-love of my life (Krampus is still reigning king of my heart). 

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brickhomes:

fuck me
tonight
in my ballroom
there’s a dance
and a disco ball
in my ballroom
it’s nice
it’s my room
there’s a disco ball
come fuck me
we can play a board game afterwords
if you like playing board games
i don’t really
but i can if you like them
we can fuck after we play the board game
i like doing that
if you like doing that 

For real though, that is a line that would work on me. Do y’all know how much I love board games? Now you do. ACT ACCORDINGLY. 

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There’s not a single thing about this video that I can even begin to handle. 

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urlinal:

grandoptimist:

theheadandheart:

For future reference. 

The boots! The suspenders! Don’t mind me, just swooning eternally over here. 

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I think I love this more than I have ever loved anything before.

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Weeping over how perfect this entire tumblr is. SO MANY CLUELESS/SIMPSONS GIFS.

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