Posts tagged "real life on the internet"

Seriously not exaggerating when I say that I actually wept through the entire 10 minute process of finding out that this is a thing that’s happening, discovering that there are still tickets available, and then frantically messaging Kayleigh/Zani/Court because the BRAND NEW CLIQUE IS ETERNAL (paging Ryan and Jac to this post). Really though, as much as I love using the phrase “bummer summer,” I think it just became irrelevant to my life. 

Mom: What are those?
Me: Shorts.
Mom: Are you sure?
Me: Shut up, MOM. It’s like you don’t even GET ME get out of my room we’re not even friends anymore I’M AN ADULT ANYWAYS life is meaningless.

J/K though because this happened in the kitchen and it was actually kind of a clever diss, so I just rubbed my butt on her until she took it back because she’s only 5’2 so really what’s she gonna do about it? Pals.

So, I guess this jacket is a thing I own/love now. Super secret tacky bonus: it’s definitely made of corduroy.

Also, shoutout to the babe with the perfect hair and handsome face that works at Value Village. Sorry for always creep crushin’ on you so hard.

Anyone else only have good hair days when there’s nothin’ cool 2 do? VAPID BLOGGER ALERT.

romantickissingporn:

Wheatus -Teenage Dirtbag

Everyone downloaded this song on Limewire, right?

PERSONAL ANTHEM. Every time I get really sick of hearing someone sing “The First Noel” after being introduced to me, I think about how many times my buds have started “Teenage Dirtbag” sing-alongs in public places and everything seems worth it. Want me to dig your band? Cover this. Want me to dig you? Dedicate it to me. 

Managed to go through another entire day while forgetting about the giant rip in this shirt that I keep neglecting to fix. Responsible Adult Choices. Walked down to the slip docks today and had life talks with Linds, succeeded at puttin’ out summer vibes and bein’ chill.

[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

HEY, someone asked me to do that accent challenge thing forever ago, and I finally did it, so, whatever. If you’ve ever wanted to look at my face for four minutes while I talk about nothing important, now you can (you should also probably question your priorities)! It was worth it just for that attractive thumbnail though.

*My answer to the wizard/vampire question is dedicated to Leah, Zani, and Cloe. 

Tomorrow is my last official day working at the shelter. I assumed leaving was going to be fairly easy/normal, but we all got together today and they said a bunch of really nice things about me, which made me realize how odd it is that suddenly I’m not really going to be part of their lives anymore. I cope with real feelings by doing things for other people though, so, now this is happening.

Perrrrrrfect. Touché Amoré/Single Mothers show, crucial jams.

secretvoicerecords:

Special night for all of us!

Attn babely London tumblr buds, are any of you going to this tonight? If so, let’s be pals.

(via jeremybolm)

Anonymous asked:
Do you really not like the straight-on angle of your face? Your pictures are always the same angle. And face. I know there's more faces

Well, duh. If I liked straight-on pictures of myself, there’d probably be more of them on my tumblr, right? In all honesty though, I thought about this when I made that last post, so, here you go anonbabe. Thanks for your concern about the weird things I do with my face!

Maybe you should log in next time and we could be buds instead.

JAPANTHER! Pretty happy about this. Life is good.