i know you want to kill hitler, and we’re gonna do that! but it’s my time machine. so first, we go back to ‘96 and see space jam in theaters.
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- 1 shot everytime they say “friends”
- 1 shot everytime they say “girl”
- chug a beer with your friends everytime there is gang vocals
- 1 shot everytime a song comes on that has more than 5 words in the song title
- 1 shot everytime they talk about drinking
You won’t make it more than 3 songs.
Ń̠̱̺̹̄ͩ͋͞ę̥̙̖̝ͣ͆͜ȗ̷̸̼̜̗̼̬̰͖ͥ̐̚̚ͅtͣ̋̿͏̣̖̙̝̳̝͕͙̀ŗ̦̣̗͉͚̿̑̾̌̋̓̚ͅa̲̩ͬ̎͑̊͌̒̏͆̋͡l͉̱̥̳̻̦̰ͥ͠ ̶̢̙̬͕̹̞̟̖̈̓͗ͯ͋͊͆M̷̴̥͉̟̰͔͎͒ͣ͂͆̇̓ͯ̓ỉ͉̞̼̼̼̦̫͂ͧ͟l̨̺͉ͧ̀ͥ͌̔̍̊k̷̙̠͕͚͍ͩ̾͘ ̱̟͗͑̈ͅH͙̤̳̣̀̓̋͗ȯ̷̯͉ͬͥ̐ͯͪ̌͊͡t̡͇̙̗̞̳̼̯̝͎̽̈̌̓̓́̈͛ͪ͢͝e̴̥̰͎̺̻ͥ̿͛̅̃̾̎ͯ͒͝l̴̢̜͚ͫͩ͡ - G̵̲̤̻͓̼̋̿ͪ͆͟h̢͈̦͍̲̱̠͐͛̌ͧ̎ͮõ̓ͭ̒̽ͭ͑͏̞̹͔̣̫̝̠ͅs̢̧̠̞̐̈́ͧ̽ͥ͛͐ţ̣̪ͩ̐ͣ
This makes me feel terrible inside, but I love it so.
In Japanese folklore, Gashadokuro, also known as Odokuro, are giant skeletons, fifteen times taller than an average person. They can reach huge sizes (up to about 90 feet tall), and are constructed from the bones of people who have died from starvation. Their bones are collected into this giant skeleton creature which is filled with intense anger and a thirst for human blood. He wanders around at night, grinding his teeth and making a “gachi gachi” sound. The giant skeleton towers so high above the ground and walks so quietly that he can be almost invisible. The only warning you get when the giant skeleton is near is a strange and inexplicable ringing in your ears.
If the Gashadokuro finds you, he will reach down with his bony hand and snatch you off the ground. Then he will pluck your head off and suck the blood out of your headless body until his thirst is quenched.
Paging Leah/Zani/Kaitlyn/everyone to this post to appreciate the newest folklore second-love of my life (Krampus is still reigning king of my heart).
— (via Thought Catalog)