Posts tagged "schwing!"
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Artist:
Diamond Rugs

Album:
Diamond Rugs

Track:
Motherland

Motherland - Diamond Rugs

Tags: boner jams '03, bands I like, bands you should like, schwing!, undeniably sexy, Deer Tick, Black Lips, crucial jams, guilty!, of stealing my heart,
05.17.12 @ 14:40  Permalink

exhilarationisthebestdrug:

Shout out to your body because it’s not a “type” but a beautiful thing

Tags: sexy ideologies, chill or be chilled, schwing!,
05.08.12 @ 21:34  19 notes  Permalink
"Oh, and there’s the sexting. I don’t mean cutesy “What are you wearing?” sexting. I mean vivid-as-a-solstice-sunrise “If you were here right now this is where my tongue would be and this is what it would be doing” sexting. Sex drives don’t understand miles. They basically understand, “I really want to grab onto something” and “Holy freaking WOW” and that’s about it. Embrace it. Sext like it’s an Olympic sport and you’ve promised a gold for your country."
— (via Thought Catalog)

(Source: bibliovore, via dylan-evans)

Tags: what's the point of having a phone if you're not using it to talk about boners?, these are my priorities, boner blogging, attn boys, relevant to my interests, sexy ideologies, schwing!, sorry I'm not sorry, yes please, 2012 the year of babes,
04.02.12 @ 03:33  41 notes  Permalink

workaholics:

Blake Anderson’s impression of a nice guy.

It’s becoming increasingly obvious to me that I will watch videos of Blake doing literally ANYTHING. Totally bonered out.

Tags: good boner choices, boner blogging, dreamboat alert, hearts for eyes, official dream husband, official dream husband, people who could get it, that's inappropriate, schwing!, what a man, you could fill up an otter pop sleeve, Blake Anderson,
02.22.12 @ 11:47  3,059 notes  Permalink

workaholics:

Workaholics Pong Tournament finals. See more photos.

photo: SCHROEDER

This is quickly becoming a “consistently reblogging Workaholics related things while remaining completely bonered out over Blake Anderson” tumblr. It’s a real problem in my life, OKAY?

Tags: Workaholics, Blake Anderson, boner blogging, people who could get it, objectifying bros post, official dream husband, schwing!, c'mon girl just the tip, dreamboat alert, that's inappropriate, I love your hair you run fast!, what a man,
02.06.12 @ 22:07  395 notes  Permalink
lifeslittle: spiritguide: Dat haircut. dat’s my haircut. and i want that jacket.  The champion of men’s haircuts.

lifeslittle:

spiritguide:

Dat haircut.

dat’s my haircut. and i want that jacket. 

The champion of men’s haircuts.

Tags: single handedly responsible for most of my bad decisions, dreamboat alert, AWESOME life choices, hearts for eyes, I love your hair you run fast!, I am easily impressed, people who could get it, schwing!, yes please,
02.01.12 @ 23:06  2,942 notes  Permalink
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Artist:
Death From Above 1979

Album:
You're a Woman, I'm a Machine

Track:
Sexy Results

mortauxvaches:

thesubversivesound:

Death From Above 1979 | Sexy Results

I wanna show you how I handle business.
I wanna show you how I work, work, work.  

unff unff unff. i consent to anything if we can listen to this song while we do it.

I have very few easily accomplished life goals left, but this is one of them. Somebody help a grrrrrl achieve her goals.

(Source: wearetherebirth, via abortionista)

Tags: AWESOME life choices, Sebastien Grainger, boner blogging, boner jams '03, c'mon girl just the tip, schwing!, songs I like, that's inappropriate, these are my priorities, wifeable, crucial jams,
01.30.12 @ 13:27  139 notes  Permalink

Spending my Christmas vacation doing VERY important and worthwhile things (ie. catching up on TV shows I missed during the school year and wasting all my money on things I don’t need). Either way, I’m quite sure I’ve figured out this whole “Seth is a mega babe” thing. 60% general “what a man” status, 10% side talkin’ with a nice accent, and then the rest is really just all about this sweater. A good pullover (no, it’s a cardigan, but thanks for noticin’) gets me every time. Blah blah blah, shit no one cares about.

Tags: what a man, objectifying bros post, tv shows I like, people who could get it, things no one cares about, schwing!, side talkin', AWESOME life choices, GQ motherfucker, these are my priorities,
12.27.11 @ 17:34  5 notes  Permalink

capefear:

Currently partaking in my favourite, unbreakable Christmas Eve tradition. By 1:37 exactly, Joe!

Reblogging my own post from Christmas Eve last year, BECAUSE I CAN. Don’t tell me what’s cool.

Tags: movies I like, dudes with J names are highly attractive, schwing!, real life on the internet, crushes I will never get over, dreamboat alert, I have redeemable qualities, whatever dude,
12.25.11 @ 00:02  7 notes  Permalink

Christmas in a Chinese Restaurant - Diamond Rugs

This video is everything I have ever wanted and more. Also, this one too, but I had to buckle down and pick just one before this turned into an “only posting about how John. J. McCauley is the best human” tumblr. 

Tags: bands I like, songs I like, boner jams '03, dudes with J names are highly attractive, crushes I will never get over, people who could get it, people I wish I was friends with, objectifying bros post, guilty!, of stealing my heart, dreamboat alert, these are my priorities, schwing!, what a man,
12.20.11 @ 22:13  2 notes  Permalink