Mom: What are those?
Me: Shorts.
Mom: Are you sure?
Me: Shut up, MOM. It’s like you don’t even GET ME get out of my room we’re not even friends anymore I’M AN ADULT ANYWAYS life is meaningless.

J/K though because this happened in the kitchen and it was actually kind of a clever diss, so I just rubbed my butt on her until she took it back because she’s only 5’2 so really what’s she gonna do about it? Pals.