At what point are you too old for this to be a regularly occurring issue? TEEN ANGST BLOGGING. 

Hey, I finally replaced the phone I broke on my twenty-second birthday. Tumblr buddies, if you want to be the best text pals that have ever existed, inbox me some digits. I promise to only electronically bully you 50% of the time.

markchristopherillustration:

Really weird mood tonight. I hope I have an eventful dream.

 #UGH NOELLE THANK YOU FOR SUGGESTING THIS BLOG

LOOK AT MY INTERNET CLOUT! No, really though, isn’t it the best? It’s like he took all of my interests and then put them in one convenient place where everything is spooky and dreamy and perfect and I never ever want to leave. Get out of my room, mom. No, I don’t want to go outside and you can’t make me. You’re the worst, it’s like you don’t even UNDERSTAND.

(via residualblues)

abortionista:

not for the first time, noelle changed my life today.

Hey, Leah. Leah, hey. Hey. This is also a thing.

http://sexradicalryangosling.tumblr.com/

Just sayin’.

(Source: xgoslingx)

“This is for you, because Ariel is my favourite princess and you are my favourite too.”

These kids are beyond precious. 

I don’t know if you guys are aware, but I think it’s safe to say that people on the internet totally love me.

residualblues:

jillthompson:

Scary Christmas!! Today is the day The Krampus roams around parts of Europe, knocking on all the doors of the naughty kids. I think he either smacks them with those switches in his claw to scare the obedience into them or he’s allowed by placid parents to take the troublesome screaming tykes away in that barrel on his back. Not sure if they become his slaves or he eats them…Either way- Whoa!! My lumberjack Santa finally has a foe! However,
I think Krampus and his modern day college minions mostly spend their time harassing nubile twenty-something young ladies who have had a bit too much Glogg at Krampus Festivals over by Germany way…or at least that’s what I read on the Wikipedia! ;-)

NOELLE.

GUYS, BUDS, PALS. TODAY IS KRAMPUSNACHT! Come hang out and get all creepy with me.

(via residualblues)

arsenalinthetrunk:

 abortionista

NOELLE? SHUT IT

WHAT?!

CONGRATULATIONS ON WINNING THE WORST PEOPLE EVER AWARD. You were chosen by a panel of judges and also my heart.

famous and favourite: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DEAR FRIEND! →

famousandfavourite:

Happy birthday!!!

Today my Tumblr blog is one year old!!! Yippie!!!

It is at this time I would like to name a few of my favourite blogs, and encourage you to follow them!

Noelle / capefear - I haven’t seen Noelle for a long ass time, and before that time, it was even longer. Anyway, she is hilarious and wore a fake moustache with me before it was cool. And old guys hit on us. 

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This post warms my cold, emotionless heart. Court, you are one of my favourites, and I demand immediate hang times when you’re home for Christmas.