Well played, Satan.
make any costume party sensual by dressing up as a ghost and cutting out nipple holes instead of eye holes
Everything I know about boys I learned from cosmo tips.
Everything on my dash is so beautifully weird and perfectly creepy lately. You are all magnificent people.
“This is weird, most of us haven’t seen each other since first semester. Everything is different!”
“At least Noelle still dresses like she shops in the kids section.”
“…That’s probably because I shop in the kids section.”
Resisting the urge to tag this with “things that I am intrested it!” (#Zaniapprovedjoke)