Mom: What are those?
Me: Shorts.
Mom: Are you sure?
Me: Shut up, MOM. It’s like you don’t even GET ME get out of my room we’re not even friends anymore I’M AN ADULT ANYWAYS life is meaningless.

J/K though because this happened in the kitchen and it was actually kind of a clever diss, so I just rubbed my butt on her until she took it back because she’s only 5’2 so really what’s she gonna do about it? Pals.

At what point are you too old for this to be a regularly occurring issue? TEEN ANGST BLOGGING. 

—

Charles Bukowski, Ham on Rye

This remains one of the only things I bothered to memorize in highschool that I still manage to remember.

“And yet I knew that what I saw wasn’t as simple and good as it appeared. There was a price to be paid for it all, a general falsity, that could easily be believed, and could be the first step down a dead-end street. The band began to play again and the boys and girls began to dance again and the lights revolved overhead throwing shades of gold, the red, then blue, then green, then gold again on the couples. As I watched them I said to myself, someday my dance will begin. When that day comes I will have something that they don’t have.
 But then it got to be too much for me. I hated them. I hated their beauty, their untroubled youth, and as I watched them dance through the magic coloured pools of light, holding each other, feeling so good, little unscathed children, temporarily in luck, […]”

(Source: wearefixed, via henrycharlesbukowski)

spookydad:

Hang Time, working together.

This is the most important thing that will ever be on my Tumblr.

GPOYour parents just not understanding. 

I ASKED HER FOR ADIDAS AND SHE BOUGHT ME ZIPS.

Speaking of the big ol’ scary Internet, I had to read some VERY important literature on cyber bullying today. You know, just trying to stay up to date with the cool kids these days.

youngcaptive:

sometimes you just have to scan in some Brand New lyrics and post them on tumblr. because you’re 15.

Lately, I’ve somehow managed to become as completely obsessed with this album as a 24-year-old adult as I was during highschool. Teen angst blogging.

(via wendybrrrd)