Well, you’re not going home to masturbate just yet.

I keep seeing this scene screencapped without the end of Blake’s sentence, which is ludicrous because the last line is the BEST PART (either that, or I just don’t understand comedy). So, now this post exists. Seven days!

So, I guess this jacket is a thing I own/love now. Super secret tacky bonus: it’s definitely made of corduroy.

Also, shoutout to the babe with the perfect hair and handsome face that works at Value Village. Sorry for always creep crushin’ on you so hard.

Just let me luv youuuuuuu.

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Haaaaaave mercy.

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So ripe, so sweet. 

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brickhomes:

fuck me
tonight
in my ballroom
there’s a dance
and a disco ball
in my ballroom
it’s nice
it’s my room
there’s a disco ball
come fuck me
we can play a board game afterwords
if you like playing board games
i don’t really
but i can if you like them
we can fuck after we play the board game
i like doing that
if you like doing that 

For real though, that is a line that would work on me. Do y’all know how much I love board games? Now you do. ACT ACCORDINGLY. 

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I just used the phrase “MVP of gettin’ that D” in casual conversation and now there’s no reason for me to speak to anyone about anything ever again because I have no sage wisdom left to share. 

Little known fact, most serial killers were dry guys. 

sexyposipunks:

All posi butt blogging, all the time. 

Baseball’s back, the Jays won, it’s a four day weekend, here’s my butt, no one cares.

Sorry if you follow me and are also my real life friend, I guess.

Too busy uploading ‘em. 

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#PAGING NOELLE #capefear

Gosh, I’ve never felt more honoured. 

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I really didn’t think this series of Three Word Phrase comics could ever be funnier/more relevant to the things that I like, but then this happened. 

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How does one go about marrying a picture? I just think we’d be really happy together.

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