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Posts tagged "the internet is a beautiful place and I never want to leave"
- Dude: So, are you finally going to let me take you out for coffee, or what?
- Me: Sorry, can't. I'm already in a pretty committed relationship.
- Dude: Oh?
- Me: Yeah, the internet and I are very happy together.
- Dude:
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This track here is not a song, nor a tune. It is a sound. A sound compiled by satanists in the early 12th century to open a door to hell to willingly give their souls to Lucifer. A sound used in 13th century Europe during Excorisms to open the gates of hell in order to send the demon within someone back to its origins. This track is a danger to play, for when it opens the gates of hell, it allows demons to enter wherever you are. Play at your own risk!!! There are certain “safe” zones where this track will not play at all and these zones are usually holy places, such as churches, where demons would not dare to lurk.
(via waxjesus)
Tags: sorry I'm not sorry, the internet is a beautiful place and I never want to leave, hail satan, Leah gets her own tag,
 05.01.12 @ 11:48 |  58,816 notes |  Permalink |
Precious.
(Source: amaryicanhorrorstory, via abortionista)
Spooky seizure (fearection?).
(via powderkegger)
Tags: spooktastic, yes I really did just quote that shut up these are my interests, creepin', the internet is a beautiful place and I never want to leave,
| 02.13.12 @ 22:29 | 74 notes | Permalink |
GPOYour parents just not understanding.
I ASKED HER FOR ADIDAS AND SHE BOUGHT ME ZIPS.
Speaking of the big ol’ scary Internet, I had to read some VERY important literature on cyber bullying today. You know, just trying to stay up to date with the cool kids these days.
Welcome to the internet, where no mater what you’re into, Ryan Gosling is into it too.
(Source: thecreepblog)
Tags: spooktastic, bands I like, dreamboat alert, crushes I will never get over, what a man, relevant to my interests, the internet is a beautiful place and I never want to leave, Leah gets her own tag,
| 02.01.12 @ 21:46 | 26 notes | Permalink |
Really weird mood tonight. I hope I have an eventful dream.
#UGH NOELLE THANK YOU FOR SUGGESTING THIS BLOG
LOOK AT MY INTERNET CLOUT! No, really though, isn’t it the best? It’s like he took all of my interests and then put them in one convenient place where everything is spooky and dreamy and perfect and I never ever want to leave. Get out of my room, mom. No, I don’t want to go outside and you can’t make me. You’re the worst, it’s like you don’t even UNDERSTAND.
(via residualblues)
not for the first time, noelle changed my life today.
Hey, Leah. Leah, hey. Hey. This is also a thing.
http://sexradicalryangosling.tumblr.com/
Just sayin’.
(Source: xgoslingx)
