You’re using “butthole” out of context! You’re talking about buttholes, making everyone feel weird, I’m just a man trying to win a contest.

Tuesday is the best day, because it means that Workaholics is back and my life can have meaning once again. Totally tight butthole.

I care more about this line than I care about most things, and It’s super boring waiting for everyone to be done work so that we can go get weird. So, I guess I just taught myself how to make gifs. Plus, it’s almost Tuesday! Get stoked.

lordoftheinternet:

my favorite thing about tumblr is you can have a really meaningful and personally significant post followed immediately by a post about butts and no one questions it or finds it unusual

(via ceedling)

Well played, Satan.

(Source: bitter-verses, via vimandvigour)

Someone teach me how to look good in hats, please and thank you. 

(Source: exhilarationisthebestdrug)

I think I may have inappropriately strong feelings towards this hoodie. Summer of 2012: All Hoodbats, all the time. 

Everything, Olivia. EVERYTHING.

I frequently wonder why there aren’t more screencaps of this episode floating around. 

How do I RSVP to this party? By mail, or…?

(Source: tvteboy, via westerlies)

markchristopherillustration:

Look what’s in stock fuckers!

It will be mine. Oh yes, it will be mine.

So, exactly how many ponchos is too many? Feelin’ like I’m about to become whatever the poncho version of a crazy cat lady is.

Conspiracy theory. 

(via ponyboy)

One of the things I love about being Canadian exists in that moment when you think you don’t have any money, but then you realize that the change in the bottom of your bag adds up to a semi-impressive amount.