The spirit of Half Christmas lives on in all of us, just like a little baby alien.

You’re using “butthole” out of context! You’re talking about buttholes, making everyone feel weird, I’m just a man trying to win a contest.

Tuesday is the best day, because it means that Workaholics is back and my life can have meaning once again. Totally tight butthole.

I’m a rich dude now and I came to proclaim my love.

Yeah, doth must change.

No gods, no masters, no boners?

So, do you want to get a table for two at the International House of Salads?

Little known fact, most serial killers were dry guys. 

Sheamus beats D-Bry for the heavyweight title in 12 seconds with a kick. Big Show beats Cody Rhodes for the intercontinental title with a punch. Later tonight, Undertaker will beat Triple H with a slap. CM Punk will beat Jericho by stepping on his toes.

KIDDING.

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This too.

At this point, I’m not really sure how those of you that don’t watch Workaholics are still managing to tolerate my blog. True pals.

loganmigliore:

noelle :c

I always have a total “LOGAN!” moment when I watch that episode.

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I’d just like to take this opportunity to pledge my steadfast and undying love to the perfect human being that yelled “tight butthole” during the middle of this video, thus allowing my two favourite things in the world to exist in the same room at the same time. 

comedycentral:

Back on the roof with #workaholics (Taken with instagram)

The spirit of Half Christmas lives on in all of us, just like a little baby alien.

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Currently living my life in a Workaholics approved manner.

Blake Henderson is really sorry about that weird thing he did the other day, but there’s something called the Boy Scout Rule of D’s, and it’s real. And that’s what being a scout is all about.

NO WAY. Someone must make one of these for me. Pretty please?

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